You would have awesome spam protection, virtually unlimited space for all your email (it's at 7.1GB and always increasing), and a mega-powerful search. To top it all off, it's banner-ad free (something you can't get with free accounts at Hotmail, Yahoo, Juno, etc.).

You can easily set your current email address to forward to your new one. Using such an address will help advertise the league's website, and will be a less cryptic email address. For example, "jason@sandlotillustrated.com" is easier to tell people than "aoisj190zfds919@hotmail.com" –if you know what I mean.

If anyone is interested, I can give you an account in seconds and you'll be rockin' the yard in official Bush League Style.

As criteria for our top 25 we looked at a few different aspects. First, what was the context the homerun was hit in, was in a championship game? or a blast off homerun? What kind of pressure was the homerun hit under? Second, what was the reaction of other players present, did the homerun get any ooohs and awes? Were people jumping up and down and going crazy? And third, what do guys talk about after the game? What kind of staying power does the homerun have? Has it become part of Bush League lore? Use what ever criteria you want, but tell us why you picked the homerun you did.

The Bush League is based on the homerun and that's why we swing hard in case we hit. Dudes love the LONGBALL!

There is also a rumor going around the a player in our league has quoted that "Our League is Fake" like another sport that will not be mentioned at this time. If our league is "Fake" why are there articles written about it both in the Internet as well as a printed version of our league magazine. These articles are what someone once termed as "Staying Power." Now if we wish to continue our staying power, we need to continue to enhance the league, Don't you think? This reporter has not only written articles for the league but has lived it as well by playing over 40 games in the league. In some of those games hits or defensive plays by this reporter and other players have been talked about for many years. Is that all fake? This reporter doesn't think so and can probably guess that others in the league would agree.

Another question facing the league is a trophy. Mark Smith and Jason Smith have been trying to look for trophies on the Internet and apearantly there is some concern about placing names on the trophy. Well, if this is a problem, then why not get a trophy that you don't put names on, or better yet create one by making a stickball bat trophy or something similar. This isn't rocket science guys, it is just a symbol of winning a championship. There are still people in our league who haven't won the big championship. So think how special it would be for them.

The last question is going to be asked regarding one last delema that our league is facing. "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is aound to witness it, does it still make a sound?" This may sound comical, but if there are not at least two members from the league to witness an event in our league, can we actually prove it happened? This has been a league concern since Craig Smith was our league Commissioner.

This brings me to why this article was given its title. A lot of people have raised some issues that our Commissioner needs help making rulings on in the league. A suggestion is that the players in the league and our Commissioner should get together and discuss these issues and make some changes. We at Sandlot Illustrated feel that Mark Smith has all the qualities needed to continue his tenure as the League Commissioner with the help of all the players in the Central Arizona Stickball League. The league has "Made it Great in 2008," so "Let's Make it Even More Fine in 2009."

CATCHER (SELECT 2 PLAYERS)

• CRASH DAVIS PLAYED BY KEVIN COSTNER IN BULL DURHAM
• JAMES EARL JONES AS LEON CARTER IN THE BINGO LONG TRAVELING ALL-STARS
• DAVID SPADE AS RITCHIE IN BENCHWARMERS
• BETTE MIDLER AS HERSELF IN SEINFELD
• WALLACE JENKINS OF THE CENTRAL TIGERS

1ST BASE (SELECT 1 PLAYER)

• ALBERT PUJOLS, CARDINALS & ENDORSER OF STICKBALL gear
• BERNIE MAC AS STAN ROSS IN MR. 3000
• JON OLERUD, METS & POSED FOR SUBWAY SERIES STICKBALL PHOTO
• MARK GRACE, CUBS & D-BACKS, STICKBALL SIGNER & SLUMP BUSTER

2ND BASE (SELECT 1 PLAYER)

• CARLTON POSTLE OF ALTON
• LONI ANDERSON AS JENNIFER IN WKRP IN CINCINNATI
• WACK CAMPOS PLAYED BY JAY HERNANDEZ IN THE ROOKIE

3RD BASE (SELECT 1 PLAYER)

• HARMON KILLEBREW, SENATORS & TWINS, HALL OF FAMER & IDAHO SANDLOTTER
• CORBIN BERNSEN AS ROGER DORN IN MAJOR LEAGUE
• JOE TORRE, CARDINALS & BRAVES, CHILDHOOD STICKBALL PLAYER

SHORT STOP (SELECT 1 PLAYER)

• JIM SMITH OF THE CENTRAL TIGERS
• ANDY TRAVIS OF WKRP IN CINCINNATI
• MATTHEW MODINE AS HONUS WAGNER IN THE WINNING SEASON

OUTFIELD/DH/PINCH HITTER (SELECT 4 PLAYERS)

• CLARK PLAYED BY JON HEDER IN THE BENCHWARMERS
• DR. ARCHIBALD "MOONLIGHT" GRAHAM PLAYED BY BURT LANCASTER IN THE FIELD OF DREAMS
• ROCKY BALBOA PLAYED BY SYLVESTER STALLONE IN ROCKY II
• GEORGE CASTANZA PLAYED BY JASON ALEXANDER IN SEINFELD
• DENNIS HAYSBERT AS PEDRO CERRANO IN MAJOR LEAGUE
• CHICKEN LITTLE VOICED BY ZACH BRAFF IN CHICKEN LITTLE
• LES NESMAN FROM WKRP IN CINCINNATI
• HOWIE FROM THE BENCHWARMERS
• WILLIE MAYS FROM THE NEW YORK & SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
• DALE MURPHY FROM THE BRAVES & PHILLIES & THE NIKE STICKBALL POSTER
• SMALLS FROM THE SANDLOT

PITCHER (SELECT 5 PLAYERS)

• DENNIS QUAID AS JIM MORRIS IN THE ROOKIE
• FAT ALBERT VOICED BY BILL COSBY IN FAT ALBERT AND THE COSBY KIDS
• BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN IN GLORY DAYS VIDEO
• ROB SCHNIEDER AS GUS IN THE BENCHWARMERS
• RONALD REAGAN AS GROVER CLEVELAND ALEXANDER IN THE WINNING TEAM
• BILLY DEE WILLIAMS AS BINGO LONG IN THE BINGO LONG TRAVELING ALL-STARS
• KIT PLAYED BY LORI PETTY IN A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
• DWIGHT "DOC" GOODEN IN THE NIKE STICKBALL POSTER
• MICAH OWINGS HR-HITTING PITCHER OF THE D-BACKS & 2X STICKBALL SIGNER
• TIM ROBBINS AS NUKE LALOOSH IN BULL DURHAM
• RUDY BONILLA PLAYED BY RICK GONZALEZ IN THE ROOKIE

UTILITY/CATCH-ALL (SELECT 1 PLAYER)

• DREW BARRYMORE AS A FAN IN FEVER PITCH
• LESLIE NELSON AS AN UMPIRE IN NAKED GUN
• GEORGE W. BUSH AS THE HIGH COMMISSIONER OF STICKBALL
• NEIL DIAMOND AS A 7TH INNING STRETCH SINGER OF SWEET CAROLINE
• REGGIE JACKSON AS A MOTIVATIONAL COACH IN BENCHWARMERS
• BOB UECKER AS ANNOUNCER, HARRY DOYLE, IN MAJOR LEAGUE

When you vote simply put the position (i.e. C for catcher or OF for outfield) and then the players name.

The Miners' President had this to say, "Our team has reached a crossroads, and decisions have to be made regarding the organization. We are very thankful for the opportunity to have been part of the Central Arizona Stickball League." He continued by stating, "It is with our deepest regret that we will not be able to continue our relationship with the Pittsburgh Keystones. Thanks to their orgainzation, our team has gotten more exposure which has led to some future opportunities to compete in more recognized and competitive leagues." The Miners' President concluded by saying, "We have the utmost respect for the Pittsburgh Keystones and the Central Arizona Stickball League. We would like to thank everyone in the Central Arizona Stickball League for all that they have done for our organization and we wish the league continued success in the future."

The Keystones Management released the following statement in regards to the Miners decision to move on in 2009. "We would like to thank the Miners, their president and everyone in their organization for allowing us to be a part of their great tradition of playing stickball. We understand that stickball is both a game as well as a business and we have to respect their decision to move on to bigger and better things in the year 2009 and beyond. We would like to wish the Miners' organzation the greatest of luck in the future."

There is one question that comes to mind upon the realization of this news. What will hapen to the Keystones franchise now? They were on the verge of bankruptcy prior to the agreement with the Miners. The affiliation agreement seemed to make things better financially for the Keystones. So without the Miners help in 2009, where do the Keystones go from here? Also, with their star player, Doug Sabeh, on personal leave, do the Keystones have enough to keep from suspending operations this season or next? These are tough questions to answer. It looks like they can expect some rainy days in Pittsburgh this fall and next season. Whatever happens, we know that the Keystones will not be traveling any "Country Roads," and that the Miners will not be digging up any "Keystones" in the near future. It truly is a sad day for these teams and the Central Arizona Stickball League.

Clifton is leading the league in an unfamiliar category to him ERA. He is making a serious bid at his first pitcher of the year award with an ERA of 9.87 and a 3-1 pitching record. Last year his ERA was 5.25, what a difference a year makes!

Kimball is looking to get the Spikes back to the promise land where they lost in the championship only a few years ago. After strong performances in both tournaments he has the Spikes in second place with a 7-5 record. He is also third in the league in hits with 58 trailing only Jason and Mark.

Doug has to be given some serious consideration for Pitcher of the Year and Golden Glove as can be seen by his stats in limited playing time. He is 4th in the league in both ground out and pop outs and posts an ERA of 9.29 with a 1-0 record. But the numbers don’t do justice for what Doug has brought to the league this season; he has brought back the emotion and love of the game which has inspired all who have played along side him this year.

‘Rob’ as Brandon likes to call Robin has been simply amazing this year. Not that his numbers are all that fantastic but just him stepping on the field. He has made appearances in both tournaments and has continued to battle through injuries. It almost seems the Rob is coasting through the season, much like SHAQ does in the NBA, trying not to exert too much energy and save his body for when it really counts…the playoffs. I think a new nickname for dad might come out of this… ‘Big Shot Rob’. Robert Horry seems to do the same thing, play sparingly throughout the season and show up in the playoffs to do something big for his team and take home a ring (besides we know that Robert Horry is dads all time favorite player). So here’s to you ‘Big Shot Rob’, see you in the playoffs.

Jason’s workman like attitude towards stickball has him in the top three in Hits, BA, runs, HR and leads the league with 72 RBI. His Stix are in 3rd place and look to make a deep run into the playoffs. As always, Jason is sucking…up grounds balls and leading the league with 15. He also has an ERA of 9.76 good enough for second in the league and is leading the league with 5 pitching wins.

Craig is blasting the ball out of the yard at an alarming rate. His homerun ratio is an astounding 3.14, the lowest he has ever been in his career (his lowest was 4.22 all the way back in 2000). Craig is also third in the league in Runs and RBI. Craig has once again been the victim of loosing the close game and teammates not coming through. With a strong close to the season the Royal (Craig’s son’s name) Lone Stars could grab the final playoff spot and be the sleeper team.

The end of the regular season is vastly approaching and just a reminder to all of the teams; we will take the top four winning percentages with a minimum of 10 games played. If you don’t have those games I suggest you start playing…Brandon!

One last thing I wanted to suggest. I thought that having an end of the year trophy for the winning team might be fun. I thought a perpetual trophy would be neat to engrave the winning team and each member gets to have the trophy on their mantle for a few months during the year. I really just want to see someone kiss something at the end of the year. It would make for a great picture and cover for a Sandlot Illustrated. I found one online that would be around $100 but would have space to place 18 years on it. If we all pitched in a little I think we could have something nice for a long time. I’m will to chip in $40. We’ll leave it up to you guys to see how big of a trophy we could get. The one I’m looking at can be seen at: Let me know what you guys think or what you want to do.

The Commissioner

The Miners 2-2 record definitely helped out the Keystones organization which had a different eXperience in the Safford Tournament. The Keystones ended up with a record of 1-3 when all was said and done with their games at the Safford Tournament. If it werent for the Miners winning their two games the Keystones record would be 1-7 instead of what it presently is at 3-5. They Keystones Management was very pleased with the Miners perfromance in the Tournament, especially with them havin played a game where it was Doug Sabeh, Kimball Smith and Robin Smith verses Jason Smith and Mark Smith and possibly one other player. Doug Sabeh was quoted as saying, "The Miners have a great tradition of working well together as a team and overcoming adversity. It was an honor just to step out on the field and represent their team." The Miner's Team president had this to say regarding his teams performance in the Safford Tournament. "Our team came out to the Arizona Desert and turned some heads in the Central Arizona Stickball League. Mr. Sabeh was a work horse for both our team and his Keystones playing 8 games in just a little over a two day period. His fielding for us was very good, and it seemed to improve the more he played. We are very pleased to be affiliated with his Keystones in the Central Arizona Stickball League." The Keystones management had this to say regarding the help the Miners contributed to their organization. "Our country has always relied on the hard work ethic of 'Miners' throughout America. It is only fitting that the Miners help out those of us Keystones that are part of the Central Arizona Stickball League. Both teams made our organization proud in the Tournament. We hope that their will be future opportunities for both teams to compete in the Safford area for years to come." All in all the eXperience in the Safford tournament was one that both the Keystones and Miners will never forget.

Experience . . . the tradition . . . the paegentry . . . the passion . . . the glory . . . the legacy . . . the pomp and all the circumstances . . . and of course the hype (oooooohhh, the HYPE) that is Bush League Stickball!

In a matter of mere days (even hours depending on when you read this) Bush Leaguers from around the world (or at least the nation) will make the pilgrimage back to the Gila Valley and participate for the first time ever in what is being called "the Bush League eXperience".

The eXperience will consist of three major events: the Inaugural Bush League All-Star Game, the Minor League Championship and the Olympic Stickball Trials. In addition to these three major events the League as has also planned a Rookies Tee Ball Game featuring the kids (and moms if they are up to it) versus the Grandpas/Dads/Uncles with the kids making up all the rules. There will also be a Pre All-Star Game Basketball Shoot Around at the Stake Center so bring your sneakers and your short shorts, and be ready to show off your skills in various competitions such as Around the World, Speed and a Half Court Shooting Contest. Also on the docket is a Blast Off-Style Home Run Derby.

The culmination of the All-Star eXperience will be the suspenseful, emotionally gripping and dramatic, Sandlot Illustrated pre-game introduction of the players and the announcement of which past seasons they garned All-Star Honors.

The Minor Championship will feature seven brand new Minor League teams including the West Virginia Miners, the Tucson Thunder Bolts, the Lordsburg Stick Lords, the Moonlight Grahams, the North Salt Lake Fighting Pumbas, the Texas Chain Saws and the Dominican Tigres. It is anticipated that the Central Sand Tigers will dust off the spikes and return to the sandlot to round out the field of eight. The Minor League Championship is designed to get everyone out of the Minors (75 ABs) or at least close to it, and that is why it is being played now while everyone is still in the Minors (ahh, that makes sense).

The Olympic Stickball Trials will determine which teams earn the right to represent their country and advance to the Olympic Games in Bejing, China later on this Summer (but not really). Unofficially, it is projected that Robin will represent either Peru or Ecuador; Mark, Guatemala; Jason, Laos or Thailand; Clifton, Venezuela; Craig, la Republica Dominicana; Doug, Lebanon; Brandon, the Cajun country of Louisiana and Kimball, the one-time nation of Texas. National pride and love for country and sure to be on display at this unique cultural sporting event. The Bush League is prepared to receive all defectors who request political asylum and wish to stay in this country to play in the league.

For fans wishing to mingle with the rich and famous at this permiere eXperience the Bush League has prematurely announced celebrities who are probably not coming but have been invited (they just haven't RSVPed yet). They include Robert Redford, Kevin Costner, James Earl Jones, Muhammad Ali, the Phoenix Suns Gorilla, Oprah, Sylvester Stallone, Boots from Dora the Explorer, Neil Diamond, Barry Bonds, Bruce Springsteen, Jim Rome, Yao Ming, Rush Limbaugh, 3 living descendents of the real Archibald "Moonlight" Graham, Miley Cyrus and her father, Billy Ray, Carrot Top, Ralph Macchio, Bob Barker, vice-presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney (because his name is Mitt), the ghost of Shoeless Joe Jackson and the president himself, Mr. George W. Bush because he can't be president much longer and he wants to be your next "High Commissioner of Stickball". Can you say "wow"? WOW!

Read this now and believe it later, if you come you will see stuff you have never seen before and a lot of stuff you have, but the Bush League eXperience will forever change your life. You just gotta believe!

And by the way, each Bush Leaguer will receive the latest greatest edition of Sandlot Illustrated, a free, cheaply made, hand-crafted, athletic-cut T-shirt with the Bush League logo emblazoned on the front and pair of socks (your choice of color: white or black and style: mid-calf or bobbie).

And finally, from the Redundant Department of Redundancy, The Bush League eXperience: eXperience the Bush League!

Make note on your calendars that tentative plans are in place to play a 2008 Summer Tourney from June 2-7 in Safford, Arizona. Mark, Doug, and Clifton will work to coordinate calendars and travel schedules to make this opportunity a reality. We hope that everything will work out such that we can get together and get each team the needed games to qualify for the playoffs.

Here's to an action-packed, over-hyped, and successful 2008 season!

The rumor mill has been churning once again, and the word on the street is that the Virtual Bush League (VBL) is under consideration by the Commissioner. Reports have indicated that Mark Smith managed to acquire a Nintendo Wii and that he has his eye on the newly released MLB 2K8 game (click the image above to download a video preview). This game is reported to be able to allow online play and could form the basis for a virtual league during the months where at-bats are low and players want to stay sharp.

More details around this are to follow, but league members are encouraged to seek out a Nintendo Wii and this new game over the course of the next year.

In official news, the Utah Jacks released a statement yesterday that their Minor League team has been selected. The North Salt Lake Pumbas will form the Utah Jacks' talent farm. Rex, the Jacks' spokesman, reports that this new Minor League team will "begin an 8-week program that will make each player strong as a bear and wise as a man." Hopes and spirits were high in the Jacks' press room as they look to bounce back from their 2007 championship defeat for another action-packed season.